Tracks
the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg
oh no I’m not falling for this one again
what
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
(Source: cheerupsmelly)
Life is good.
My legs hurt.
help, i can’t stop laughing
Her eyes still scream that she wants it, even if her mouth disagrees.
Reblogging to make tumblr “family friendly”.
Greg, how could you tell them!?
andy gets into it with dianne macedo over surveillance and asks greg in the name of all that is holy to stop calling himself a libertarian.
tl;dr andy yelling about freedom
That was beautiful
Knitingale Project official no. 1: Gavin’s Ravenclaw Scarf. Why are the sides curling?? :|
Sides curl in stockinette stitch. To combat this, either border it with a second type of stitch (garter, seed, moss), or block it. (you can google that.)
(Source: littlesouthernchick)
